/u/greyzombie's posts
[WP] You find an old cook book. While the ingredients and portions are all normal, following the instructions exactly always seem to result in impossible creations.
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[WP] They are an international assassin. They are completely comfortable around all types of blood and gore, but with one hangup: they cannot stomach nudity of any kind. Even shirtless men.
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[WP] "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son and Daughter, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, wait, what? She's where? And with who??!"
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It's so late, I'm so tired, so scared, and I can't tell which direction the footsteps are coming from.
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[WP] Everything either works perfectly, repairs easily, or tries to kill you (unsuccessfully) but never at the same time. Today you discover your computer and printer are trying to actually get you killed.
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[WP] All of those embarrassing things in school that you convinced yourself everyone had forgotten about has just been published as a book. You have no idea who wrote it.
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[WP] Your best friend has just won one of the biggest Lottery Jackpots of all time. They tell you that you will never have to work, or want for anything ever again, you just have to complete a series of tasks for them. You aren't allowed to know what the tasks are and you have 24 hours to decide.
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