/u/guillardo's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Grandma told me to get into the oven

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The radiation was too severe but death still refused to take me

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I asked my little nephew why he kept bringing grass to his bedroom and one day he finally told me

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The new milk product made consumers instantly tall

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My brother started acting different after entering the woods

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My sister quit being a nurse after witnessing the decapitation of a baby during birth

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My four year old was surprised when I knocked before entering her room

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Dad wasn't really fond of me and during one of our many arguments he revealed that I was adopted NSFW

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A man congratulated me as I stared with joy at my newborn in the nursery

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You always check your child's candy after trick or treating

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Grandma told me to get into the oven	13382
The radiation was too severe but death still refused to take me	7848
I asked my little nephew why he kept bringing grass to his bedroom and one day he finally told me	7719
The new milk product made consumers instantly tall	6711
My brother started acting different after entering the woods	4224
My sister quit being a nurse after witnessing the decapitation of a baby during birth	3725
My four year old was surprised when I knocked before entering her room	3456
Dad wasn't really fond of me and during one of our many arguments he revealed that I was adopted NSFW	3295
A man congratulated me as I stared with joy at my newborn in the nursery	2445
You always check your child's candy after trick or treating	2389