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"I love Jawbreakers don't you?!" NSFW

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I was worried my friend had joined a sick cult that worshiped demons or something and I needed to rescue him.

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It is bad when you can't stop biting your nails.

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You would think as a person who wished to be the last human being on earth as a joke to a Djinn that the scariest thing I would run into would be boredom.

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I smiled when I woke up next to her beautiful sleeping face and kissed her gently on her cheek.

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I told my daughter that her toy with the missing arm if she left it outside for two nights in the sand-pit it would regrow its limbs and I could replace it stealthily.

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I have been always able to sense peoples thoughts which can occasionally be unsettling..

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I am only here today to warn you because the creature gave me two options..

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No one questioned the butcher who sold his ground beef remarkably cheap and proudly stamped them "American Made".

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My friends fingers began to dig into my shoulder and I looked at him with fear in my eyes.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I love Jawbreakers don't you?!" NSFW	182
I was worried my friend had joined a sick cult that worshiped demons or something and I needed to rescue him.	143
It is bad when you can't stop biting your nails.	126
You would think as a person who wished to be the last human being on earth as a joke to a Djinn that the scariest thing I would run into would be boredom.	125
I smiled when I woke up next to her beautiful sleeping face and kissed her gently on her cheek.	123
I told my daughter that her toy with the missing arm if she left it outside for two nights in the sand-pit it would regrow its limbs and I could replace it stealthily.	71
I have been always able to sense peoples thoughts which can occasionally be unsettling..	66
I am only here today to warn you because the creature gave me two options..	66
No one questioned the butcher who sold his ground beef remarkably cheap and proudly stamped them "American Made".	60
My friends fingers began to dig into my shoulder and I looked at him with fear in my eyes.	48