/u/h70541's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was enjoying the waves when I was in my cabin in my boat and stepped outside to get some air

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"Unfortunately, we are going to have to amputate the other leg too" the doctor says while bowing his head at your side.

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She batted her eyes towards me beckoning me with her finger to come closer and I approached her gorgeous embrace.

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The firemen left after I explained the smoke was just from my wife cooking...

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I laughed when the judge smiled and said "Beyond life without parole" and banged his gavel.

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"Ghosts of people" are not the things haunting you they are things hungrily waiting for you to die.

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My wife and I had a huge arguement the night before about how much the cost of my insulin is digging into her "fun activities".

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My friend sold me an "Authentic" native american dream-catcher and it seemed to be working amazingly well!

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I found out as I struggled to surface that I can't swim..

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He looked at me asking with wide hungry eyes if he could have a slice or two.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was enjoying the waves when I was in my cabin in my boat and stepped outside to get some air	48
"Unfortunately, we are going to have to amputate the other leg too" the doctor says while bowing his head at your side.	47
She batted her eyes towards me beckoning me with her finger to come closer and I approached her gorgeous embrace.	43
The firemen left after I explained the smoke was just from my wife cooking...	41
I laughed when the judge smiled and said "Beyond life without parole" and banged his gavel.	40
"Ghosts of people" are not the things haunting you they are things hungrily waiting for you to die.	40
My wife and I had a huge arguement the night before about how much the cost of my insulin is digging into her "fun activities".	40
My friend sold me an "Authentic" native american dream-catcher and it seemed to be working amazingly well!	39
I found out as I struggled to surface that I can't swim..	39
He looked at me asking with wide hungry eyes if he could have a slice or two.	39