| I just realized we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog. They've been living in sin. | 994 | TheSimpsons | | | | |
| Kyle Gass should record an album of classical guitar covers called Classical Gass | 601 | TenaciousD | | | | |
| McDonalds cheeseburger stools | 502 | nostalgia | | | | |
| The worst thing the guys ever did was rejecting Tyrone's offer of Eggs Tyrone | 284 | workaholics | | | | |
| Right, we're off air. | 182 | rickygervais | | | | |
| Can of coke and a ciggy, he'll be right as rain. | 88 | MitchellAndWebb | | | | |
| A penis measuring contest: whoever can measure the most penises wins. | 78 | CrazyIdeas | | | | |
| Good morning | 43 | workaholics | | | | |
| This one's come close, he's done Romeo and Juliop | 41 | rickygervais | | | | |
| Oh yeah, I set it down when I got a piece of cake. | 36 | simpsonsshitposting | | | | |
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