/u/haelesor's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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They knew the deaths were connected, the manner of death was proof enough of that, but the FBI could find no real connection between the hundreds of victims.

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I met my true love in Kildare: blue were her eyes, red was her hair

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He once swore he loved her with every beat of his heart.

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The children were found bound but unharmed, tucked safely into bed in the master bedroom.

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When they broke into the murder suspect's house they found a body.

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I posted our sex tape on a revenge porn site

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"Since I was incorrect in assuming that you would all be intelligent enough to wait until all pertinent medical information had been exchanged between our species before attempting to seduce them let me be absolutely clear on the subject:

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The doctor assured my parents that, while rare, Capgras Syndrome was not unusual after a stroke.

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"I know it's a shock, Mrs. Murphy, but despite your age you are having a normal, healthy pregnancy."

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I smiled at my husband in the bathroom mirror, admiring the way his dark hair looked against his favorite blazer.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They knew the deaths were connected, the manner of death was proof enough of that, but the FBI could find no real connection between the hundreds of victims.	3201
I met my true love in Kildare: blue were her eyes, red was her hair	2868
He once swore he loved her with every beat of his heart.	572
The children were found bound but unharmed, tucked safely into bed in the master bedroom.	74
When they broke into the murder suspect's house they found a body.	67
I posted our sex tape on a revenge porn site	60
"Since I was incorrect in assuming that you would all be intelligent enough to wait until all pertinent medical information had been exchanged between our species before attempting to seduce them let me be absolutely clear on the subject:	30
The doctor assured my parents that, while rare, Capgras Syndrome was not unusual after a stroke.	29
"I know it's a shock, Mrs. Murphy, but despite your age you are having a normal, healthy pregnancy."	28
I smiled at my husband in the bathroom mirror, admiring the way his dark hair looked against his favorite blazer.	27