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"Google, I'm bleeding out, call the police!"

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“Jesus Christ, you’re pale as shit-“ I said, studying its face.

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“Anyways, that’s how I lost my medical license..” the doctor said as he began his work.

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"Look mom, I made the front page!" I said proudly as I showed her the daily newspaper.

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“Catch it, kiddo!” My dad said as he tossed the baseball towards my chest.

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I smiled, the dim room being lit up by crackling flame from the fireplace.

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My girlfriend dumped me, but she soon came crawling back.

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The G-Man’s voicelines sparked excitement in my mind.

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“Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise.. and.. shine.” I listened to the G-Man’s words as I began to grow excited of the game I was about to play.

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“How did you know my address?” I practically screamed at the man in horror, fearing for my life as he spoke..

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Google, I'm bleeding out, call the police!"	284
“Jesus Christ, you’re pale as shit-“ I said, studying its face.	18
“Anyways, that’s how I lost my medical license..” the doctor said as he began his work.	12
"Look mom, I made the front page!" I said proudly as I showed her the daily newspaper.	12
“Catch it, kiddo!” My dad said as he tossed the baseball towards my chest.	9
I smiled, the dim room being lit up by crackling flame from the fireplace.	5
My girlfriend dumped me, but she soon came crawling back.	4
The G-Man’s voicelines sparked excitement in my mind.	4
“Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise.. and.. shine.” I listened to the G-Man’s words as I began to grow excited of the game I was about to play.	1
“How did you know my address?” I practically screamed at the man in horror, fearing for my life as he spoke..	1