/u/happyscatteredreader's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
Fed up with bad pay and no tips, I crumpled up my last delivery and fired into into the bin in front of everyone.
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I knew Daddy needed the sweet drink to help him wake up cause Mammy showed me what to do if she wasn't here.
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My teacher wrongfully accused me of theft and then refused to publicly exonerate me even when I complained "mud sticks"
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A psychic once told me a dog would cause my death so I was terrified and refused to allow my daughter to get one.
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After I dropped the baby the off, I poured myself a glass of wine and settled down for some me time.
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I looked over at my boyfriend in the passenger seat and smiled at his habit of always falling asleep in the car.
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