/u/hernanredrum's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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A little drop of poison in the morning coffee for a few months will do the trick.

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Contrary to common belief, my life didn't flash before my eyes.

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“We’re losing him,” the doctor shouted.

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There is nothing more terrifying than a five-year-old staring at you angrily while eating a cotton candy.

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"We will be expiriencing some turbulence, please return to your seat and fasten your seatbelt," the flight attendant said.

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She delicately kissed me on the lips, said goodbye and closed her eyes.

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The drunk driver who killed my wife got away with the crime.

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Before boarding the plane, I had a premonition that something terrible was about to happen, but I decided it was just my fear of flying.

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As my classmates, one by one, turned up with excruciating stories about them losing their teeth, I laughed and bragged about having stronger-than-steel baby teeth.

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Just after sentencing me to the electric chair, the judge asked: "Do you have any regrets about murdering a four-month-old baby?"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A little drop of poison in the morning coffee for a few months will do the trick.	43
Contrary to common belief, my life didn't flash before my eyes.	43
“We’re losing him,” the doctor shouted.	43
There is nothing more terrifying than a five-year-old staring at you angrily while eating a cotton candy.	43
"We will be expiriencing some turbulence, please return to your seat and fasten your seatbelt," the flight attendant said.	42
She delicately kissed me on the lips, said goodbye and closed her eyes.	41
The drunk driver who killed my wife got away with the crime.	41
Before boarding the plane, I had a premonition that something terrible was about to happen, but I decided it was just my fear of flying.	40
As my classmates, one by one, turned up with excruciating stories about them losing their teeth, I laughed and bragged about having stronger-than-steel baby teeth.	40
Just after sentencing me to the electric chair, the judge asked: "Do you have any regrets about murdering a four-month-old baby?"	40