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Of course I'm still turned on by my gorgeous wife, but I refuse to have sex anymore.

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After spending months using the latest in sonar technology to prove beyond doubt that the Loch Ness monster was nothing but a myth. the Scottish Highlands' Ministry of Tourism invited us to a private event to celebrate the results of our investigation.

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As an Uber driver I've become very observant, so I couldn't help but notice the shape of a gun in my passenger's coat pocket when I dropped him off at his destination.

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I thought it a little odd that there were no guards at the front desk when I got to work, but I paid no mind and took the elevator to my floor.

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After many years, I finally gave up on saving my daughter's life.

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"Is grandma in heaven now," my 4 year-old daughter asked while looking at mom in her open casket.

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With bated breath, I heard the steps of the Mummy slowly approaching the public bathroom cubicle I was in.

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Finally, the Black Friday sale I've been waiting for all year is here.

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Death by lynching seems more likely than another hot dinner.

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The alien invasion started slowly.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Of course I'm still turned on by my gorgeous wife, but I refuse to have sex anymore.	2
After spending months using the latest in sonar technology to prove beyond doubt that the Loch Ness monster was nothing but a myth. the Scottish Highlands' Ministry of Tourism invited us to a private event to celebrate the results of our investigation.	2
As an Uber driver I've become very observant, so I couldn't help but notice the shape of a gun in my passenger's coat pocket when I dropped him off at his destination.	2
I thought it a little odd that there were no guards at the front desk when I got to work, but I paid no mind and took the elevator to my floor.	2
After many years, I finally gave up on saving my daughter's life.	2
"Is grandma in heaven now," my 4 year-old daughter asked while looking at mom in her open casket.	2
With bated breath, I heard the steps of the Mummy slowly approaching the public bathroom cubicle I was in.	1
Finally, the Black Friday sale I've been waiting for all year is here.	1
Death by lynching seems more likely than another hot dinner.	1
The alien invasion started slowly.	1