/u/hes-not-wrong's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
“I know the name and face of every living human being, and I can speak to them all with a single breath!”
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I put my face against the aquarium glass to get a better look at the exotic fish, but my son grabbed my sleeve and said to stop because it makes the fish nervous.
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On the way home from school, Timmy went on and on about how he can’t wait to be in the fourth grade so he can have a class sleep over party at school.
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My 3 year old daughter watched intently as I poured BC headache powder into my glass of OJ at breakfast.
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They cry out to me from the emptiness, “please don’t turn it on!”, but I ignore their pleas for me to not leave them in the void.
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