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It was the deadness in her eyes the priest noticed first, and the way she'd winced whenever the brute next to her at the altar touched her

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She'd noticed poor old Jess the farm dog suffering more and more from an arthritic hip lately, and hoped she could see out the rest of her days as an indoor pet

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"A 'dear john' letter Corp? Never mind, we've all had them since we've been away, her loss right?!"

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Gepetto sighed as another spindly limb split under the sandpaper as the varnish bubbled unused on the stove

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The dyslexia he'd managed to somehow keep secret from his wife all these years suddenly loomed up before him like a savage befanged beast

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Returning home after being away at college, he rejected his parents offer to stay in his old room saying he was going to hang with his new buds

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After being cursed by a bad witch and transformed into a wolf-like creature, he found he could only communicate with gutteral growls and gruff snorts

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The light died in her eyes and the cake she was carrying splattered on the floor as he barked at her to 'just sit down', it felt like an arrow piercing her heart

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"Fear not Cinderella, your fairy Godmother is here so you can....."

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He gazed upon her naked upon the bed before him, and was lost for a moment in awe and desire

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It was the deadness in her eyes the priest noticed first, and the way she'd winced whenever the brute next to her at the altar touched her	619
She'd noticed poor old Jess the farm dog suffering more and more from an arthritic hip lately, and hoped she could see out the rest of her days as an indoor pet	600
"A 'dear john' letter Corp? Never mind, we've all had them since we've been away, her loss right?!"	573
Gepetto sighed as another spindly limb split under the sandpaper as the varnish bubbled unused on the stove	558
The dyslexia he'd managed to somehow keep secret from his wife all these years suddenly loomed up before him like a savage befanged beast	553
Returning home after being away at college, he rejected his parents offer to stay in his old room saying he was going to hang with his new buds	535
After being cursed by a bad witch and transformed into a wolf-like creature, he found he could only communicate with gutteral growls and gruff snorts	525
The light died in her eyes and the cake she was carrying splattered on the floor as he barked at her to 'just sit down', it felt like an arrow piercing her heart	517
"Fear not Cinderella, your fairy Godmother is here so you can....."	515
He gazed upon her naked upon the bed before him, and was lost for a moment in awe and desire	477