/u/hodgetiger's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness
"I'm sorry William, but your application for parole is denied, you'll have to return to your cell for the remaining twenty years of your sentence"
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"Nope sorry, it definitely says two of every kind to continue the species, you'll have to stay behind"
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He'd assumed she'd got lost from the main group of visiting schoolkids when he saw he wandering around the museum by herself happily reciting the latin dinosaur names
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Everyone in the place was sure his name was in that envelope, and the reading out of the nominees was a mere formality as he would finally get his due
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David was so sweet and kind when he was on his own, smiling at Mary and asking how she and her baby rabbit were doing
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As he looked at her peacefully sleeping face he kissed her forehead, then made the hardest decision of his life
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She was confronted with the old sci-fi dilemma trope suddenly made real "If you press this button someone who doesn't know you will die"
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As he was called 'Dudders' and had his hair riffled again, he reflected how easy Harry had it in comparison
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Even though he was trying to be joyous at the wedding reception, dancing and laughing, he couldn't relax fully
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