/u/hogw33d's posts
[WP] You love your African Grey parrot, but ever since he overheard your secret you can't trust him whenever anyone else is around
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[WP] Management thought it would be good to introduce a little levity into an otherwise very serious business, but people are finding the Merry Reaper a lot more terrifying than the Grim Reaper ever was
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[WP] You are a REALLY good art forger. Too good--apparently the original artist conjured something supernatural through their work, and by too accurately reproducing it you've conjured it as well.
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[WP] There IS a parallel universe and we HAVE made contact. But the contact was accidental, and only through the internet, with both sides thinking at first that the other is a hoax or ARG.
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[WP] Humanity being at this point post-post-post-postapocalyptic with several near-extinction events across the centuries, the profession of historian is now a near-priestly class; as they are the ones who meticulously maintain the lessons of each of humanity's catastrophic failures
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[WP] You've had tinnitus for ages. Lately, the sound has been resolving to something a bit more meaningful
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[WP] A hypnotherapist learns that if you start hypnosis soon enough after a person is bitten, you can (sometimes) override the zombie brain-eating instinct after a person turns, and have a singleminded slave, combining an early meaning of "zombie" (magically enslaved person) with the modern zombie.
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[WP] Satan has turned hell into a never-ending series of reality TV games of all hideous varieties. Everyone is extremely motivated to participate, because the winner of each game gets a one-week respite on the worst places on Earth.
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