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The police report said she died instantly.

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When death gave me the option of going with him or staying, he didn’t tell me what would happen if I stayed.

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“I have to cut you loose, it’s nothing personal.”

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I can hear them finally deciding to pull the plug, and honestly I’m relieved.

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“Just one foot in front of the other,” I thought as my chains dragged against the stones behind me.

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Surviving a zombie apocalypse is not at all what I expected.

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“Will you STOP that screaming?!” the strange man yelled.

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I traveled back through time so that I could kill my younger self before my Big Mistake.

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“I love you so much,” I whispered through tears as I gently pushed her hair out of her face, then held her hand in mine.

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I admired my new face in the mirror... so smooth, so beautiful.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The police report said she died instantly.	1933
When death gave me the option of going with him or staying, he didn’t tell me what would happen if I stayed.	834
“I have to cut you loose, it’s nothing personal.”	205
I can hear them finally deciding to pull the plug, and honestly I’m relieved.	187
“Just one foot in front of the other,” I thought as my chains dragged against the stones behind me.	167
Surviving a zombie apocalypse is not at all what I expected.	43
“Will you STOP that screaming?!” the strange man yelled.	33
I traveled back through time so that I could kill my younger self before my Big Mistake.	25
“I love you so much,” I whispered through tears as I gently pushed her hair out of her face, then held her hand in mine.	23
I admired my new face in the mirror... so smooth, so beautiful.	19