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My mom always told me not to get lake water in my mouth, and I’d never listened to her until once, after swimming, I discovered that the roof of my mouth was all black and swollen.
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She took me back to her place, and I could tell from the way I was bound that things were about to get steamy.
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When you bring a toad close to an open flame, it is compelled to jump into the light—subjecting itself to a painful, fiery death.
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