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[WP] An alien has planted itself on your couch and has been watching TV non stop, you're trying to convince the authorities that there's an alien in your house.
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[WP] Looking over family albums with your new wife, you notice her grandmother had a dog remarkably similar to your wife's dog. "Yea, she's been in our family through generations, she gets passed to first born daughters."
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[WP] The reason scientific experiments sometimes aren't reproducible, is because we live in different universes, that are so closely intertwined, we just noticed it. The universes have slightly different physics.
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[WP] When a scientist becomes visibly upset at his failure to solve a problem, his pet comes over, not to comfort, but to show the solution.
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[WP] You obey all laws, even the speeding signs. Today you find out that it's not illegal to disobey the laws of physics.
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[WP] Being an ugly man on Tinder isn't easy. Today you get a match, but as you talk to her, you begin to suspect an alternative motive.
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