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It was 25 years before I finally mustered the courage, before I finally told my mother what he used to do to me at night - every night - all those years ago.

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“Damn face ID isn’t working again, maybe there’s yet another update I need to install”, I complained, rolling over to face my wife.

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For sale: baby shoes.

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“Time of death: 9.48pm”, the doctor sighs.

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After that particular dream, I always run my tongue across my teeth, to check that they’re all still intact.

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Tears streamed down St Peter’s angelic cheeks as he padlocked the pearly gates in front of me, unable to meet my eyes.

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Election night; 2032.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It was 25 years before I finally mustered the courage, before I finally told my mother what he used to do to me at night - every night - all those years ago.	477
“Damn face ID isn’t working again, maybe there’s yet another update I need to install”, I complained, rolling over to face my wife.	461
For sale: baby shoes.	90
“Time of death: 9.48pm”, the doctor sighs.	38
After that particular dream, I always run my tongue across my teeth, to check that they’re all still intact.	27
Tears streamed down St Peter’s angelic cheeks as he padlocked the pearly gates in front of me, unable to meet my eyes.	12
Election night; 2032.	4