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My boyfriend surprised me by sneaking some flowers into my apartment during my long, double shift

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CERN reassured the public that the Large Hardon Collider producing miniature black holes would not "destroy the planet", like all the fearmongers & click hungry journalists keep saying

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As water filled the cat's lungs, he was thankful to finally be free from that wretched family

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The media made a big show about the comet hitting the moon, but we pretty quickly returned to our normal lives

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I thought I'd hit the superpower jackpot when I gained the ability to stop time

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I always took comfort in the idea that the greedy, evil people ruining the world would eventually get their "just deserts" in Hell

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The meddling kids unmasked the ghost, revealing it to be my neighbor, who simply wanted to spook me into moving so he'd have access to the valuable archeological site my house was built on

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The Mars Expedition Team were puzzled as to why the effects of solar conjunction were lasting much longer than expected, as they still couldn't reestablish contact with NASA for nearly a month

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In exchange for my first born child, the devil gave me the ability to travel through time.

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I was so scared when they said the doctors would have to open me up to save my sister

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My boyfriend surprised me by sneaking some flowers into my apartment during my long, double shift	503
CERN reassured the public that the Large Hardon Collider producing miniature black holes would not "destroy the planet", like all the fearmongers & click hungry journalists keep saying	1
As water filled the cat's lungs, he was thankful to finally be free from that wretched family	1
The media made a big show about the comet hitting the moon, but we pretty quickly returned to our normal lives	1
I thought I'd hit the superpower jackpot when I gained the ability to stop time	1
I always took comfort in the idea that the greedy, evil people ruining the world would eventually get their "just deserts" in Hell	1
The meddling kids unmasked the ghost, revealing it to be my neighbor, who simply wanted to spook me into moving so he'd have access to the valuable archeological site my house was built on	1
The Mars Expedition Team were puzzled as to why the effects of solar conjunction were lasting much longer than expected, as they still couldn't reestablish contact with NASA for nearly a month	1
In exchange for my first born child, the devil gave me the ability to travel through time.	1
I was so scared when they said the doctors would have to open me up to save my sister	1