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my wife moaned "harder" and "faster" as I shivered with every thrust.

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My mom told me its normal for people to talk to themselves.

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"HELP, this man is trying to steal my baby!".

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After watching the evening news showing what the serial killer looked like, I was shocked seeing him walk in through the front door.

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On that day, everyone stood in awe of the heavenly beings that descended from the great light in the sky.

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As I got into bed I could see my wife move from under the covers from my side to hers.

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I remember when people used to love being one with the earth through nature.

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I thought I would be free once I suffocated.

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After hearing a loud bang followed by silence come from my kid's room, I grumbled to myself wondering what he broke this time.

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I told the homeless women, I'd make sure that her baby was fed and clothed.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
my wife moaned "harder" and "faster" as I shivered with every thrust.	6027
My mom told me its normal for people to talk to themselves.	209
"HELP, this man is trying to steal my baby!".	196
After watching the evening news showing what the serial killer looked like, I was shocked seeing him walk in through the front door.	84
On that day, everyone stood in awe of the heavenly beings that descended from the great light in the sky.	65
As I got into bed I could see my wife move from under the covers from my side to hers.	62
I remember when people used to love being one with the earth through nature.	52
I thought I would be free once I suffocated.	40
After hearing a loud bang followed by silence come from my kid's room, I grumbled to myself wondering what he broke this time.	23
I told the homeless women, I'd make sure that her baby was fed and clothed.	21