/u/iBenParry's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[NOV21] "The next time we wake up, we'll be on the edge of Saturn!" Robert excitedly said to his crew on the HMS Condor.

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[SEP21] I'm not surprised that the school bully was caught with a pistol shoved down the back of his pants.

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It was the middle of the night when I woke up to find myself in an unfamiliar place.

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[SEP21] After writing "I will respect my teachers" over and over on countless sheets of A4 paper, my teacher still didn't believe the message was dawning on me.

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[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except I can't get the wrapping paper off.

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[SEP21] Being homeschooled isn't all that bad.

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[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except I don't know what to get my wife.

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[SEP21]The music at prom was loud, the lights were low, and the band was terrible.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[NOV21] "The next time we wake up, we'll be on the edge of Saturn!" Robert excitedly said to his crew on the HMS Condor.	6789
[SEP21] I'm not surprised that the school bully was caught with a pistol shoved down the back of his pants.	60
It was the middle of the night when I woke up to find myself in an unfamiliar place.	22
[SEP21] After writing "I will respect my teachers" over and over on countless sheets of A4 paper, my teacher still didn't believe the message was dawning on me.	15
[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except I can't get the wrapping paper off.	12
[SEP21] Being homeschooled isn't all that bad.	11
[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except I don't know what to get my wife.	11
[SEP21]The music at prom was loud, the lights were low, and the band was terrible.	1