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My child finally said his first words!

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I know why we stopped going to the moon.

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When my girlfriend says she needs to "put her face on" I just thought she was talking about make up.

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I thought I'd do some good and donate one of my eyes for science.

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My mom always shouts at for coming home with muddy shoes.

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My boyfriend smiled and held my hand as he said to me, "its completely fine to be nervous on your first time, we all gotta start somewhere."

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When I was little I once had a little custom bracelet that I love wearing until it went missing soon before I moved to Europe.

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I wake up to the chiming of the old grandfather clock in my bedroom.

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I thought if I came back everyone would be happy to see me but all I hear are screams and all I see is people running away.

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I love seeing my girlfriend at the weekends.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My child finally said his first words!	296
I know why we stopped going to the moon.	121
When my girlfriend says she needs to "put her face on" I just thought she was talking about make up.	58
I thought I'd do some good and donate one of my eyes for science.	39
My mom always shouts at for coming home with muddy shoes.	32
My boyfriend smiled and held my hand as he said to me, "its completely fine to be nervous on your first time, we all gotta start somewhere."	27
When I was little I once had a little custom bracelet that I love wearing until it went missing soon before I moved to Europe.	22
I wake up to the chiming of the old grandfather clock in my bedroom.	20
I thought if I came back everyone would be happy to see me but all I hear are screams and all I see is people running away.	17
I love seeing my girlfriend at the weekends.	16