/u/i_want_my_burd's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] As soon as the door opens, the archaeologist is confronted by a terrifying spectre. It blinks owlishly, rubs its eyes, and asks, "How did you get in here? This tomb is impossible to open from the outside."
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[WP] "Conquer the humans? Impossible. They are rebellious from birth. You may conquer them for a time, but if they cannot shake off your rule, they will destroy themselves just to bring you down with them."
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[WP] We always thought aliens might come to conquer Earth, or to study it, or to invite humans into the intergalactic community, but we were wrong. First contact was made because of a dare.
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[WP] Your name has begun to spread throughout the villain community, even though you're just a henchman. By some combination of awareness, common sense, and dumb luck, no hero has ever made it past your post.
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[WP] Every time the village has a feast, a portion is set aside for an ancient dragon that lives nearby, in hopes that it will join the festivities and regale them with an epic tale of far-off lands and times long forgotten. Troublemakers beware - it doesn't like being interrupted.
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[WP] At first, the humans' ability to befriend dangerous creatures was alarming to the galactic community. Now, human xenozoologists are lauded as rare and valuable assets. No other race is as successful at forming interspecies packs or herds, or safely navigating wild animal encounters.
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[WP] You are awakened on the morning of your eighteenth birthday by a monster emerging from under your bed, with a packed suitcase in tow.
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[WP] After a night of drinking his sorrows away, it's obvious the villain is in no condition to drive himself home. The question is, what will the hero do about it?
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[WP] It defies explanation, but the beleaguered vampire couple have little choice. Their unruly children actually listen to the elderly human woman. They simply must hire her to be their nanny.
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