/u/i_want_my_burd's posts
[WP] The initiation ritual for the knights is to seek out and challenge the dragon that lurks around the borders of the kingdom. What they don't tell initiates is this dragon runs a tavern, and all challengers must face it in a drinking contest.
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[WP] Tired of the crown prince's pestering, the archmage agreed to teach him the fundamentals of wizardry. "He'll quit as soon as it becomes challenging," she thought. And he did - at first.
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[WP] "No," the villain sneers, "I am your father." The hero just rolls his eyes. "I KNOW, Dad. Now knock it off, you're making a scene."
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[WP] On an alternate Earth, much like our own, humans can form telepathic bonds with animals. The human partners can guide and influence the animals' actions, but in turn, the animals' instincts can affect their partners...
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[WP] "The curse can be cleansed," the mage says, "but it's a dangerous and expensive business. How would you feel about turning into a monstrous, yet tame, domestic dog on the full moon instead?"
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[WP] It turns out that alien abduction is fake in the same way wrestling is. It does happen, but it's totally staged and scripted for spectators' entertainment. Now, you've been contacted to play a part in one of these "abductions..."
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[WP] It doesn't take long for the party to realize the paladin and the warlock are two personalities sharing a body, each unaware of the other. They're both great to have around, it's just too bad their deity and their patron don't get along.
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[WP] Ever since the story of Aladdin became popular, it's become increasingly common for people who find genies to release them from their servitude. With so many of them free to come and go where they please and use their magic as they wish, strange hijinks are bound to ensue.
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[SP] You don't know what you expected to see out your window this morning, but it definitely wasn't *that*.
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