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[WP] When you retired from supervillainy, you cut all ties with the world of crime and crimefighting. Until your beloved daughter introduced you to her fiance's father: your old nemesis.
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[WP] Nothing brings a hero and a villain together like a third party threat endangering the city they both call home.
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[WP] When you decided to press charges against the archmage, it became clear this will be the biggest case the mortal plane has ever seen. Two prosecutors approach you, each with an offer to represent you in court: one is a fairy, the other a vampire.
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[WP] With more comprehensive research on human eccentricities available, extraterrestrial crews become confident that they can now accommodate multiple humans on their missions. Now, they are faced with a problem no alien has seen before: sibling rivalry.
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[WP] At the most recent convening of the Food Court, Ronald and the Burger King struggle for power, Wendy mocks them both mercilessly, and the cows just watch and graze contentedly.
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[EU] One hundred years after the last dinosaurs escaped Lockwood Manor, humanity now lives alongside them in relative peace. Many species have even been domesticated, revolutionizing zookeeping, the pet trade, and the farming industry. But the most exciting change? Dinosaur rodeos.
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[WP] Two hundred years ago, your ancestor and his allies saved the world. Now, his elven companion has taken on the role of godparent to your whole family. So when adventure comes calling your name, of course this person is the first to join you.
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[WP] Thanks to its biodiversity, first contact has turned Earth into a rigorously protected galactic wildlife preserve, a hotspot for alien tourists, xenozoologists, and conservationists.
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