/u/iamslightlyangry's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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With everyone on my planet being born with a special power, you would think I’d have lucked out with the ability to never age or get sick.

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"How many motherfucker," I say as I force the stick deeper into his eye.

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As the bullets rip me to shreds, I can’t help but to laugh.

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I take a seat, letting my thoughts cloud my mind while slowly realizing what happened.

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Hearing the siren, I went outside to see what happened.

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They always underestimate me, calling me stupid and unable to succeed.

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Jumping from the crashing airplane, the only things I could grab were my 6 year old, and a parachute.

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I take off my glasses to clean a spot on them.

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I woke up to find that I was buried alive.

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They give me the award that I don't deserve, shaking my hand and wishing me well.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
With everyone on my planet being born with a special power, you would think I’d have lucked out with the ability to never age or get sick.	3864
"How many motherfucker," I say as I force the stick deeper into his eye.	400
As the bullets rip me to shreds, I can’t help but to laugh.	264
I take a seat, letting my thoughts cloud my mind while slowly realizing what happened.	241
Hearing the siren, I went outside to see what happened.	131
They always underestimate me, calling me stupid and unable to succeed.	78
Jumping from the crashing airplane, the only things I could grab were my 6 year old, and a parachute.	49
I take off my glasses to clean a spot on them.	41
I woke up to find that I was buried alive.	30
They give me the award that I don't deserve, shaking my hand and wishing me well.	29