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It terrifies me when my wife says, “I’m fine”.

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I always thought the depression would kill me but the relief was brief.

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[MAR22] “You’re off-key AGAIN Jason,” the demon scolded with the barbs of its tail tightening around my throat.

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[JUN21] Tears of joy streamed my face at the altar, where I radiated health in my beautiful dress.

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It took my family forever to finish a game of Monopoly.

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“If I find that whore you’re seeing behind my back I’ll slit her throat!”

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“Miss Stevens, stop your day-dreaming and pay attention, this lesson on decimals is vital!” Snapped the old woman patrolling the classroom, yardstick in hand.

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After scanning the vast wasteland, the prince decided it was better to be king of nothing than not a king at all.

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I never expected to hit the lottery, but when I did I quit my job and immediately went into hiding.

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“I don’t believe in time travel,” I said to myself.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It terrifies me when my wife says, “I’m fine”.	16
I always thought the depression would kill me but the relief was brief.	16
[MAR22] “You’re off-key AGAIN Jason,” the demon scolded with the barbs of its tail tightening around my throat.	16
[JUN21] Tears of joy streamed my face at the altar, where I radiated health in my beautiful dress.	15
It took my family forever to finish a game of Monopoly.	15
“If I find that whore you’re seeing behind my back I’ll slit her throat!”	15
“Miss Stevens, stop your day-dreaming and pay attention, this lesson on decimals is vital!” Snapped the old woman patrolling the classroom, yardstick in hand.	15
After scanning the vast wasteland, the prince decided it was better to be king of nothing than not a king at all.	14
I never expected to hit the lottery, but when I did I quit my job and immediately went into hiding.	14
“I don’t believe in time travel,” I said to myself.	14