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A young priest read him his last rights, and John peacefully let go of a well-lived life of humility and service to others while surrounded by loved ones.

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The driver high-beaming me for miles pulled up and explained someone kept popping up in my back seat, so we pulled over to check it out.

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“He said it was terminal and his doctor told him he’d waste away to nothing in 3 months, then he asked me to come out here and get him some water, why?”

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I’ve worked 40 years in this building and never noticed the view from up here.

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My head in my hands, I cried at my desk over my missed period and my own carelessness.

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“I fucking hate prank callers!”

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[NOV2020] As I look around the room at everyone napping after a good meal, I know there’s nothing like the holidays to bring families together.

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[FEB23] With the war raging, my pills were harder to come by and the pleading voices in my head came back with a vengeance.

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[DEC22] The last order I filled at the florist before I won the jackpot was one of those, “send-my-husband-flowers-from-me-every-year-on-his birthday” from a dying woman.

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“So my missing wife ran off with a pair of baseball players, detective?”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A young priest read him his last rights, and John peacefully let go of a well-lived life of humility and service to others while surrounded by loved ones.	18
The driver high-beaming me for miles pulled up and explained someone kept popping up in my back seat, so we pulled over to check it out.	18
“He said it was terminal and his doctor told him he’d waste away to nothing in 3 months, then he asked me to come out here and get him some water, why?”	18
I’ve worked 40 years in this building and never noticed the view from up here.	18
My head in my hands, I cried at my desk over my missed period and my own carelessness.	18
“I fucking hate prank callers!”	17
[NOV2020] As I look around the room at everyone napping after a good meal, I know there’s nothing like the holidays to bring families together.	17
[FEB23] With the war raging, my pills were harder to come by and the pleading voices in my head came back with a vengeance.	17
[DEC22] The last order I filled at the florist before I won the jackpot was one of those, “send-my-husband-flowers-from-me-every-year-on-his birthday” from a dying woman.	16
“So my missing wife ran off with a pair of baseball players, detective?”	16