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[FEB23] Fearing my love had relapsed into alcoholism, I rushed home from the pub when I read her text about, “drowning her sorrows”.

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As the bodycount in our small town mounted, I reassured my family that we were totally safe.

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[DEC2020] “This snow tastes funny, mama!”

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I’m sad because I miss my dog, but I got good news!

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I broke up with my girlfriend because her mom kept checking me out.

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[JUN21] I was surprised to see so many of my good friends also got invited to this wedding, considering we bullied the shit out of the bride and groom in high school.

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I didn’t think my messages were going through.

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“Not only did my wife seduce one of her students, they also plotted to ‘get rid of me’.

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As an addict, I knew that the shakes would continue until I took my next dose.

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I offered the homeless chap a hot shower, a shave, and a chance to make his life into something...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[FEB23] Fearing my love had relapsed into alcoholism, I rushed home from the pub when I read her text about, “drowning her sorrows”.	311
As the bodycount in our small town mounted, I reassured my family that we were totally safe.	300
[DEC2020] “This snow tastes funny, mama!”	239
I’m sad because I miss my dog, but I got good news!	227
I broke up with my girlfriend because her mom kept checking me out.	222
[JUN21] I was surprised to see so many of my good friends also got invited to this wedding, considering we bullied the shit out of the bride and groom in high school.	194
I didn’t think my messages were going through.	188
“Not only did my wife seduce one of her students, they also plotted to ‘get rid of me’.	182
As an addict, I knew that the shakes would continue until I took my next dose.	181
I offered the homeless chap a hot shower, a shave, and a chance to make his life into something...	171