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I became a priest to serve god.

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“Ok, let’s mute our mics please and we’ll get going, mute your mics please,” he snapped authoritatively from his empty square on my screen.

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[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except I’m on my knees staring down the barrel of a sawed-off shotgun.

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I just stomped on the biggest firefly I’d ever seen in my life.

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[NOV2020] As my in-laws sit around my table laughing, I almost feel bad for lacing the turkey with arsenic.

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My father wouldn’t listen that his excessive drinking was affecting all of us.

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“I don’t care if it’s ‘your time of the month’, Jennifer, you’re working the night shift at the hospital tonight or you’re fired!”

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A boat is capsizing on the lake 90 meters from where I am swimming.

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Nothing enrages me more than emergency alerts, especially when it turns out to be nothing.

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I know imaginary friends are not allowed to come to school.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I became a priest to serve god.	163
“Ok, let’s mute our mics please and we’ll get going, mute your mics please,” he snapped authoritatively from his empty square on my screen.	145
[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except I’m on my knees staring down the barrel of a sawed-off shotgun.	129
I just stomped on the biggest firefly I’d ever seen in my life.	119
[NOV2020] As my in-laws sit around my table laughing, I almost feel bad for lacing the turkey with arsenic.	113
My father wouldn’t listen that his excessive drinking was affecting all of us.	110
“I don’t care if it’s ‘your time of the month’, Jennifer, you’re working the night shift at the hospital tonight or you’re fired!”	104
A boat is capsizing on the lake 90 meters from where I am swimming.	97
Nothing enrages me more than emergency alerts, especially when it turns out to be nothing.	92
I know imaginary friends are not allowed to come to school.	86