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“Have you tried shutting it down and restarting it?”

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I left the prison in tears when they executed my husband’s killer.

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[DEC2020] In the blinding snowstorm, Detective Williams placed a sheet over the last small body at the three-block scene.

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[DEC2020] In the blinding snowstorm, Detective Williams placed a sheet over the last small body at the three-block scene.

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My (33M) wife (31F) of 10 years told me our 7 yr old is the product of an affair with her boss and she expects me to pay child support after the divorce.

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After careful consideration, I told the sinister genie that I wished my mother and wife had a better relationship for the sake of my children.

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“I HAVE done the research,” Karen screamed to the scientist pulling in vain on the locked door, “this is POISON!”

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I calmly heaved up a hairball that was blocking my airway.

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“As you see gentleman, the behavior of the rat evolves and it will find the cheese every time,” the scientists applauded.

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He told me that my kid will stay in remission for as long as I’m sober, but it’s tough being an addict.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Have you tried shutting it down and restarting it?”	82
I left the prison in tears when they executed my husband’s killer.	77
[DEC2020] In the blinding snowstorm, Detective Williams placed a sheet over the last small body at the three-block scene.	77
[DEC2020] In the blinding snowstorm, Detective Williams placed a sheet over the last small body at the three-block scene.	75
My (33M) wife (31F) of 10 years told me our 7 yr old is the product of an affair with her boss and she expects me to pay child support after the divorce.	74
After careful consideration, I told the sinister genie that I wished my mother and wife had a better relationship for the sake of my children.	73
“I HAVE done the research,” Karen screamed to the scientist pulling in vain on the locked door, “this is POISON!”	62
I calmly heaved up a hairball that was blocking my airway.	58
“As you see gentleman, the behavior of the rat evolves and it will find the cheese every time,” the scientists applauded.	56
He told me that my kid will stay in remission for as long as I’m sober, but it’s tough being an addict.	56