/u/icelugger86's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
The long lunch line behind me grew audibly annoyed as I fumbled through my pockets searching for my wallet.
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“Now that you’ve made enough money writing short films to never have to work again, your fans want to know—where do you come up with your original ideas?”
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“I playfully buried my son on the beach near water’s edge but accidentally fell asleep,” he said with woe.
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“I’m sure I know lots of ways around town that you don’t,” he said into the rearview mirror with a smile.
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[JUN21] While the first responders loaded the mangled bodies into ambulances, the bridal party loaded their shotguns and headed out to the woods.
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