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With a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal.

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I know it may come as a surprise to you, but Christmas Elves aren't born at the North Pole.

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It was 4:08 a.m., so it was a surprise to me when my phone went off, alerting me that my doorbell security sensed some movement.

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There was a bomb threat at my school today.

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The crimson red is actually quite pleasant, and the texture isn't that dissimilar from that of an octopus.

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There is a legend in our town that there is a beast living just outside the neighborhood in a secluded cave that feeds on anyone who wanders into the woods late at night.

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Dear, Diary.

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I've been in this cave for several hours now, but for some reason the fire I made finally blew out.

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It's surprising how tough human skin can be, and even more surprising that it makes a sort of popping sound when you break through the surface.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
With a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal.	617	TwoSentenceHorror
I know it may come as a surprise to you, but Christmas Elves aren't born at the North Pole.	364	TwoSentenceHorror
It was 4:08 a.m., so it was a surprise to me when my phone went off, alerting me that my doorbell security sensed some movement.	61	TwoSentenceHorror
There was a bomb threat at my school today.	46	TwoSentenceHorror
The crimson red is actually quite pleasant, and the texture isn't that dissimilar from that of an octopus.	24	TwoSentenceHorror
Untitled	17	TwoSentenceHorror
There is a legend in our town that there is a beast living just outside the neighborhood in a secluded cave that feeds on anyone who wanders into the woods late at night.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
Dear, Diary.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
I've been in this cave for several hours now, but for some reason the fire I made finally blew out.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
It's surprising how tough human skin can be, and even more surprising that it makes a sort of popping sound when you break through the surface.	7	TwoSentenceHorror