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Having lived as a devout Christian, I drew my last breath and was sure I had solidified my place in the afterlife.

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I grimaced listening to my wife gossip about fucking my best friend, and how much she loves him

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She looked just a beautiful as the pictures, after weeks of texting I could hardly hide my excitement as she left upstairs to change.

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“Case dismissed, not guilty” ruled the judge NSFW

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I was petrified and shaking earlier, I’m not sure why but after I saw its smiling face in my basement I wasn’t scared anymore.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Having lived as a devout Christian, I drew my last breath and was sure I had solidified my place in the afterlife.	7811
I grimaced listening to my wife gossip about fucking my best friend, and how much she loves him	891
She looked just a beautiful as the pictures, after weeks of texting I could hardly hide my excitement as she left upstairs to change.	1
“Case dismissed, not guilty” ruled the judge NSFW	1
I was petrified and shaking earlier, I’m not sure why but after I saw its smiling face in my basement I wasn’t scared anymore.	1