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[WP] Your grandfather's will stipulates that he is to be cooked and eaten by his family. As executor of his estate, you're duty-bound to carry this out.
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[WP] You're on the jury for a murder trial-- a murder you committed, but someone else is being tried for. You're kind of pissed off that the defendant is taking credit for all of your hard work.
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[WP] "Thing is, every time you said 'I'd sell my soul for a drink of water' or somethin', it gets recorded. You owe us over 5,000 souls. Pay up."
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[WP] After wandering for about a decade, a travelling mage returns to his favorite occult bookstore, only to find it having moved away from actual magic to homeopathic remedies.
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[WP] You're the world's only true universal donor-- none of your organs or blood are capable of being rejected. On your deathbed, you're in talks with a research institution who wants to study you body, a very wealthy but dying businessman, and the family of a young boy who needs a new heart.
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[WP] The device you use to travel to other universes has a reading on it that tells how how big of a difference there is between your home and the universe you're in. Today, you're in a universe with a 99% difference value, but everything looks the same.
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[EU] Write about the events of a slasher film (i.e. Friday the 13th, Sleepaway Camp, Halloween) in the style of a true crime novel.
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[EU] A paleontologist from Miskatonic University discovers evidence that dinosaurs and creatures from the Cthulhu Mythos co-existed.
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