/u/ihardlyknewit's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
As the majority of my team finished digging through the salt used to hide the treasures of lost civilizations, my translators finally make headway on the strange hieroglyphs outside.
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When the police announced I had been hired on as psychic assistance in the missing persons case, I saw the husband's face fall.
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My ear had been hurting for days, but I couldn't afford the doctor, and had no choice but to try folk remedies.
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Jackson invited us all over for a weenie roast to help him burn some of the plants he'd pulled up during his yard renovation.
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[SEP23] One night at the park I decided to climb into the bucket toddler swing, just to see if I could.
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