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Mantle blobs sit between the rocky mantle and the molten core of the Earth, and we don't know much about them.

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In the case of nuclear warfare, the place you should aim to be is as close to the blast as possible; this will help ensure a quick and painless death.

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"Did you know that being pregnant normally means having as many as 50 additional teeth in your body?"

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I don't use the peephole at my new apartment.

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When my coworker rushed in to tell me he saw my baby in the backseat of my car, I was horrified.

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Mantle blobs sit between the rocky mantle and the molten core of the Earth, and we don't know much about them.	1
In the case of nuclear warfare, the place you should aim to be is as close to the blast as possible; this will help ensure a quick and painless death.	1
"Did you know that being pregnant normally means having as many as 50 additional teeth in your body?"	1
I don't use the peephole at my new apartment.	1
When my coworker rushed in to tell me he saw my baby in the backseat of my car, I was horrified.	1