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[WP] now you’re probably wondering why does a nation made entirely out of vampires have a human king well the answer is simple, he’s a really good leader, like really good

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[WP] I’ll die the way I lived, being a major pain in the ass

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[WP] this is a story about what happend to Pinocchio after he bacame human and grew up into an adult man

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[WP] “Scared? no Johnny I’m not scared, two genetically engineered assassins decided to team up and come here to kick my ass I am more than scared Johnny I am fucking petrified!”

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[WP] “Yes of course I love my wife.....obviously I love my children what kind of question is this.....what do you mean turn around?”

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[WP] “You feel that....this is a little emotion called fear, an emotion I absolutely love to abuse in people”

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[WP] you know things are bad when even the angels are clinically depressed

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[WP] “Honey, you know I love and adore you, even with your flaws” “But I don’t love myself...”

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[WP] The Internet achieves sentience, immediately goes completely insane, and begins violently dressing down all of humanity

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[WP] “We ALWAYS survive!” They yelled at me, “Yes, but you never win” I quickly answered

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[WP] now you’re probably wondering why does a nation made entirely out of vampires have a human king well the answer is simple, he’s a really good leader, like really good	3
[WP] I’ll die the way I lived, being a major pain in the ass	3
[WP] this is a story about what happend to Pinocchio after he bacame human and grew up into an adult man	3
[WP] “Scared? no Johnny I’m not scared, two genetically engineered assassins decided to team up and come here to kick my ass I am more than scared Johnny I am fucking petrified!”	3
[WP] “Yes of course I love my wife.....obviously I love my children what kind of question is this.....what do you mean turn around?”	3
[WP] “You feel that....this is a little emotion called fear, an emotion I absolutely love to abuse in people”	3
[WP] you know things are bad when even the angels are clinically depressed	3
[WP] “Honey, you know I love and adore you, even with your flaws” “But I don’t love myself...”	3
[WP] The Internet achieves sentience, immediately goes completely insane, and begins violently dressing down all of humanity	3
[WP] “We ALWAYS survive!” They yelled at me, “Yes, but you never win” I quickly answered	3