/u/illneverfadeaway's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] recently you discovered that immortals are a thing that actually exist, you’re a psychology professor and your curiosity got the better of you so you decided to see what are the psychological difference between immortal humans and mortal humans
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[WP] Your house is haunted by some kind of demonic Eldritch abomination from a different relm and frankly you don’t care, you have more important things to worry about so you just tell the abomination that if they want to stay here they better start paying rent
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[WP] “So yeah after the chosen one proved their worthiness and took the magical artifacts to defeat the Dark Lord I was out of a job, and let me tell you not many people are looking to hire someone with 1000 years of experience in guarding magical artifacts”
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[WP]“You don’t have a coin for your passage across the river?” mused the hooded ferryman. “I’ll take a story then, something about,” he hesitated as the shining soul in front of him patiently waited, then continued, “how it is to live.”
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[WP] “I don’t know what made you think that wizards use spells and only spells for personal defense and fighting, now could you please tell me how much for the revolver?”
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[WP] “Are you frightened human?” It asked me with it’s robotic voice, “yes” I quickly responded, “so am I...” the machine said
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[WP]”I can’t tell you much, but all you need to know is that you should be careful around this man, he’s not the kindly old grandfather everybody thinks he is In a time long gone, Kings and emperors sought his allegiance, and queens and princesses begged for his hand in marriage”
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[WP] “Good news and bad news my Lord, the good news is that we found the chosen one the bad news is that it took us way too long and the chosen one is now A grumpy divorced 40-year-old man with two kids”
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