/u/incredibleinkpen's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I loved being a ventriloquist.

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For years, she asked him if he wanted children, and he always said yes.

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Just because it's the trendy thing to do, I uploaded a picture of our baby to Facebook and it got 106 likes.

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My daughter said she wanted her toast cut in half.

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It always disappoints me when I see a parent smoking around their children.

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I blew at the candles on my cake, and all of them went out except one.

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During times of stress they were taught to take deep breaths.

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My narcolepsy kicks in at the worse times.

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I've decided to write a poem for my grandmother's eulogy.

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Sunglasses are a great way to pick your next target.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I loved being a ventriloquist.	30
For years, she asked him if he wanted children, and he always said yes.	30
Just because it's the trendy thing to do, I uploaded a picture of our baby to Facebook and it got 106 likes.	29
My daughter said she wanted her toast cut in half.	29
It always disappoints me when I see a parent smoking around their children.	29
I blew at the candles on my cake, and all of them went out except one.	28
During times of stress they were taught to take deep breaths.	28
My narcolepsy kicks in at the worse times.	27
I've decided to write a poem for my grandmother's eulogy.	27
Sunglasses are a great way to pick your next target.	27