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After chopping off the head and removing the guts, my manager at the butcher's shop praised my lack of squeamishness.

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My son came home from school with two bruises on his arm, which is terrible news.

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A gun shot was fired next door a few minutes ago, and now I can hear worried voices.

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I took 62 tablets and waited for it to kick in.

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Day by day, the anxiety slowly removed my skin.

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"You really were a failing English student," I laughed to myself.

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When I first asked my ex-girlfriend if she'd like to have sex, and she said she cared about me too much just to sleep with me, I didn't fully understand what she meant.

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I saw my wife through the peephole shivering, with bruises all over her face.

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I will never self harm again, I tell myself...

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Whenever I'm in a photograph with someone, they always look disgusted.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After chopping off the head and removing the guts, my manager at the butcher's shop praised my lack of squeamishness.	33
My son came home from school with two bruises on his arm, which is terrible news.	32
A gun shot was fired next door a few minutes ago, and now I can hear worried voices.	32
I took 62 tablets and waited for it to kick in.	32
Day by day, the anxiety slowly removed my skin.	31
"You really were a failing English student," I laughed to myself.	31
When I first asked my ex-girlfriend if she'd like to have sex, and she said she cared about me too much just to sleep with me, I didn't fully understand what she meant.	31
I saw my wife through the peephole shivering, with bruises all over her face.	31
I will never self harm again, I tell myself...	30
Whenever I'm in a photograph with someone, they always look disgusted.	30