/u/incredibleinkpen's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I think there's somebody downstairs," whispered my wife in my ear, so I got out my shotgun.

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I announced on Facebook that I wanted an assisted suicide.

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I don't suffer from paranoia.

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My doctor gives me four weekss.

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I dashed out the fire and my wife crawled out of the room, her legs nothing but bone.

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I carried my unconscious wife through the hospital doors and nurses started rushing over to me.

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I asked my grandmother if she'd prefer a cremation or a coffin.

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I left the house party early so that I could go home and feed my baby snakes.

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My wife has given birth to twins.

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Being a train driver, people always ask me if it's scary working in a job where you may witness suicide.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I think there's somebody downstairs," whispered my wife in my ear, so I got out my shotgun.	40
I announced on Facebook that I wanted an assisted suicide.	40
I don't suffer from paranoia.	39
My doctor gives me four weekss.	38
I dashed out the fire and my wife crawled out of the room, her legs nothing but bone.	38
I carried my unconscious wife through the hospital doors and nurses started rushing over to me.	37
I asked my grandmother if she'd prefer a cremation or a coffin.	37
I left the house party early so that I could go home and feed my baby snakes.	36
My wife has given birth to twins.	35
Being a train driver, people always ask me if it's scary working in a job where you may witness suicide.	34