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As my father took off the handbrake, the car began to drift down the slope towards the cliff edge.

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Apparently, my next door neighbour is a necrophiliac.

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My wife was trapped in a house fire, so I immediately picked up the phone to call the fire brigade.

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As the bat flapped its wings, my tied up wife let out a horrible shriek.

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"Don't worry about your injection," said the doctor, "you won't feel a thing."

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"Welcome to the living room..."

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I lost my virginity on prom night.

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I must've sleepwalked so much last night.

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It's not cutting her name into my arm with the blade that bothers me.

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The love of my life walked down the aisle, and I tried to slow my breathing so that I didn't get too excited.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As my father took off the handbrake, the car began to drift down the slope towards the cliff edge.	14
Apparently, my next door neighbour is a necrophiliac.	14
My wife was trapped in a house fire, so I immediately picked up the phone to call the fire brigade.	13
As the bat flapped its wings, my tied up wife let out a horrible shriek.	12
"Don't worry about your injection," said the doctor, "you won't feel a thing."	12
"Welcome to the living room..."	12
I lost my virginity on prom night.	12
I must've sleepwalked so much last night.	12
It's not cutting her name into my arm with the blade that bothers me.	12
The love of my life walked down the aisle, and I tried to slow my breathing so that I didn't get too excited.	12