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A perfumer has released a new fragrance called "SoR", which has been marketed as standing for "Sir of Regality".

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My girlfriend has the worst morning breath.

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I've been losing a lot of weight for my wife recently.

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Teaching a child to ride a bike isn't easy.

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I dated a pregnant actress once who lost her child in the living room of her house.

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Recently I was told "Think less, feel more".

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Daddy always promised me a baby brother.

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Arriving home, I opened the signed CD case that my celebrity crush gave me and out of it fell a bunch of small photographs of young girls with severed heads.

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I woke up and saw that there were four holes in my forearm.

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I watched as the envelope drifted down from the sky like a leaf and landed in my garden.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A perfumer has released a new fragrance called "SoR", which has been marketed as standing for "Sir of Regality".	16
My girlfriend has the worst morning breath.	16
I've been losing a lot of weight for my wife recently.	15
Teaching a child to ride a bike isn't easy.	15
I dated a pregnant actress once who lost her child in the living room of her house.	15
Recently I was told "Think less, feel more".	15
Daddy always promised me a baby brother.	15
Arriving home, I opened the signed CD case that my celebrity crush gave me and out of it fell a bunch of small photographs of young girls with severed heads.	15
I woke up and saw that there were four holes in my forearm.	14
I watched as the envelope drifted down from the sky like a leaf and landed in my garden.	14