/u/incredibleinkpen's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Can you tell me where you were two days ago?" the investigator asked the old man, to which he smiled knowingly and shrugged.

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While she hid in the corner of the room, with her knees up to her chin, little did she know that the gun being fired in the field nearby was her daddy's.

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"Welcome to the Paranoia Helpline," said a startling voice on my phone from my desk.

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After several dates, I finally found a woman that doesn't talk all the way through a movie.

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When the ghost inspector attended our house and told me and my wife, "My goodness, there are definitely three of us in this room," I almost laughed.

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They say that one cigarette reduces your life by eleven minutes.

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I'm teaching my three-year-old son the alphabet using bones in the body.

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I recently purchased a speech bubble.

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When I woke, everyone was singing happy birthday to me, and I quickly blew the candles out.

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I told the doctor that I would like to cut the cord.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Can you tell me where you were two days ago?" the investigator asked the old man, to which he smiled knowingly and shrugged.	12
While she hid in the corner of the room, with her knees up to her chin, little did she know that the gun being fired in the field nearby was her daddy's.	11
"Welcome to the Paranoia Helpline," said a startling voice on my phone from my desk.	11
After several dates, I finally found a woman that doesn't talk all the way through a movie.	11
When the ghost inspector attended our house and told me and my wife, "My goodness, there are definitely three of us in this room," I almost laughed.	11
They say that one cigarette reduces your life by eleven minutes.	11
I'm teaching my three-year-old son the alphabet using bones in the body.	11
I recently purchased a speech bubble.	11
When I woke, everyone was singing happy birthday to me, and I quickly blew the candles out.	10
I told the doctor that I would like to cut the cord.	10