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No matter how fast I ran, I never escaped the monsters.

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As a kid I couldn't sleep because of the monsters under my bed.

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Whenever I go to the zoo I always end up seeing a young girl or boy banging against the glass.

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"We can see your child's head" is a wonderful thing to hear from a doctor during a birth.

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Someone cut off my wife's head and put her body in a dustbin.

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"Did you say this was a scented candle?" asked my wife, bending to sniff it.

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I prayed to my grandmother, and said, "If only you could see me now..."

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As a child I woke up one day at the bottom of a well surrounded by coins, and I screamed for someone to let me out.

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We complain that we can't see our friends outside.

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When I entered my date's bedroom, I saw she had pictures of gravestones as her wallpaper, and I inspected each one with morbid curiosity.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
No matter how fast I ran, I never escaped the monsters.	511
As a kid I couldn't sleep because of the monsters under my bed.	446
Whenever I go to the zoo I always end up seeing a young girl or boy banging against the glass.	382
"We can see your child's head" is a wonderful thing to hear from a doctor during a birth.	338
Someone cut off my wife's head and put her body in a dustbin.	338
"Did you say this was a scented candle?" asked my wife, bending to sniff it.	326
I prayed to my grandmother, and said, "If only you could see me now..."	312
As a child I woke up one day at the bottom of a well surrounded by coins, and I screamed for someone to let me out.	297
We complain that we can't see our friends outside.	289
When I entered my date's bedroom, I saw she had pictures of gravestones as her wallpaper, and I inspected each one with morbid curiosity.	269