/u/incredibleinkpen's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I saw some insane man in the woods digging desperately through the mud with his hands and muttering to himself.

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There's a blind woman drowning in the local park.

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I picked up some roadkill on the way home one night, but when I checked later in my rear view mirror I saw that it wasn't there on the back seat.

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My wife works in an abortion clinic.

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The sirens flashed through the town and the vans stopped at random locations.

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My girlfriend said she'd leave me if she kept finding wine bottles around the house.

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Not even my wife sees the pale arm dangling from the ceiling.

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My girlfriend dressed up as a fly for the insect themed house party.

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As I counted the speed bumps to try and distract myself, I realised where we were and started to scream.

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"There might be three of us in this room," uttered the seance conductor, looking around himself and at me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I saw some insane man in the woods digging desperately through the mud with his hands and muttering to himself.	5
There's a blind woman drowning in the local park.	5
I picked up some roadkill on the way home one night, but when I checked later in my rear view mirror I saw that it wasn't there on the back seat.	5
My wife works in an abortion clinic.	4
The sirens flashed through the town and the vans stopped at random locations.	2
My girlfriend said she'd leave me if she kept finding wine bottles around the house.	1
Not even my wife sees the pale arm dangling from the ceiling.	1
My girlfriend dressed up as a fly for the insect themed house party.	1
As I counted the speed bumps to try and distract myself, I realised where we were and started to scream.	1
"There might be three of us in this room," uttered the seance conductor, looking around himself and at me.	1