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I woke up to the sound of my wife wailing and crying.

1199 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Don't you hate it when people still try to talk to you even though it's obvious you're ignoring them?

542 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I know I shouldn't have gone outside in the snow when Mommy and Daddy were asleep.

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My newborn daughter smiled at me as soon as she was placed in my arms.

177 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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My son ran to me, screaming about the masked man who tried to take him.

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Every Saturday she protested outside the clinic, spewing hatful rhetoric at the women who entered.

160 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I love Halloween.

143 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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Maybe the ghost who turns on your lights at night

133 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I was elated when a pretty girl asked for my digits.

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Bobby Lee and I loved swimming whenever and wherever we could.

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