/u/instanthomosexuality's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I slaughtered zombies left and right I was impressed with the quality of the graphics and screams on my VR headset.

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My heart broke when the mother of my children died.

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Every Solstice we draw straws to see who we must kill to survive another year in this hellhole.

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I thought the worst thing that happened would be my wife killing me like she did.

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He hid under his desk alone as the gunman made his way through the building.

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The nun at my Catholic school told me if I didn't stop writing with my left hand something bad would happen.

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"C'mon Wendy you can fly, just believe in yourself!"

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I cried in happiness as I approached the shining gates of Heaven.

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The collared woman behind the glass whimpered, only able to walk on bent limbs, her inverted head causing her to make solely garbled, aching sounds.

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Question for other expecting moms out there.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I slaughtered zombies left and right I was impressed with the quality of the graphics and screams on my VR headset.	59
My heart broke when the mother of my children died.	52
Every Solstice we draw straws to see who we must kill to survive another year in this hellhole.	52
I thought the worst thing that happened would be my wife killing me like she did.	49
He hid under his desk alone as the gunman made his way through the building.	45
The nun at my Catholic school told me if I didn't stop writing with my left hand something bad would happen.	43
"C'mon Wendy you can fly, just believe in yourself!"	39
I cried in happiness as I approached the shining gates of Heaven.	38
The collared woman behind the glass whimpered, only able to walk on bent limbs, her inverted head causing her to make solely garbled, aching sounds.	36
Question for other expecting moms out there.	34