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As the child shoveled food in his mouth like a starving animal his mother said "I hope you choke."

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Beauty is on the inside they always told me.

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I lifted my VR headset off my face to see the bloody corpses of my family lying before a masked intruder.

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I reached into my sink to get my dropped wedding band, fumbling in the dark.

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My friends and I loved traveling and exploring different cemeteries, imagining funny deaths and laughing, laughing, laughing.

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I have the power to switch into any body in any time period, at random.

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It wasn't until I thirteen that I found out that deer are supposed to walk on all fours.

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As I hid under a car from the man with the knife I sighed in relief as a small child spotted me, "Call for help" I pleaded.

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I sighed as I examined the new crop of acne that appeared on my face overnight.

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I've always loved watching the beautiful, colorful sunsets.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As the child shoveled food in his mouth like a starving animal his mother said "I hope you choke."	21
Beauty is on the inside they always told me.	20
I lifted my VR headset off my face to see the bloody corpses of my family lying before a masked intruder.	19
I reached into my sink to get my dropped wedding band, fumbling in the dark.	18
My friends and I loved traveling and exploring different cemeteries, imagining funny deaths and laughing, laughing, laughing.	17
I have the power to switch into any body in any time period, at random.	15
It wasn't until I thirteen that I found out that deer are supposed to walk on all fours.	15
As I hid under a car from the man with the knife I sighed in relief as a small child spotted me, "Call for help" I pleaded.	12
I sighed as I examined the new crop of acne that appeared on my face overnight.	8
I've always loved watching the beautiful, colorful sunsets.	7